Posted 6 days ago

thecutestofthecute:

JUST WATCH

I’m just like, wtf

(Source: happyharpseal)

Posted 6 days ago

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
  1. if i was a doctor
  2. hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  3. me: okay take off your underwear
Posted 6 days ago

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Posted 6 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

I felt cheated the first time I ate gushers and my head didn’t turn into a fruit

Posted 6 days ago

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

Posted 6 days ago

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

(Source: magnacarterholygrail)

Posted 6 days ago
entemos:

you’ve won
but at what cost

entemos:

you’ve won

but at what cost

(Source: wwenoticias.com)

Posted 6 days ago

emilybing:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

blackbanshee:

zingoogniz:

atomicantnanai:

flamelscross:

kirailabs:

soullesshusk:

strangersatthemall:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??

ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”

I was not fucking let down at all.

Oh. My. Christ.

Welp. Didn’t see THAT coming.

what the actual fuck did I just watch. 

Ignore the thumbnail, just watch it

LMAO!!! THIS IS GREAT

what the fuck

man

whaaaat the fuck

OMG WATCH IT

(Source: wanderingcynic)

Posted 6 days ago

pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

image

(Source: scissor)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

Posted 6 days ago

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

(Source: syntonic-s)

Posted 6 days ago