Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

lolo9000:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

The sex toy one tho…

Posted 4 days ago

bevismusson:

bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

Yeah, last one did for me as well.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 4 days ago

spenceromg:

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

douchechesters:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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(Source: bl-eehh)

Posted 2 weeks ago

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)

Posted 2 weeks ago